Kennt jeman die Seite? Da gibt es tausende solcher kleiner "Nachrichten", die zum Teil wirklich zum Schießen sind
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
It's funny that I wrote a better love story about Severus and Lily in one chapter than you did in four books.
Sincerely, J.K. rowling.
Dear J.K. rowling,
Writing a book for muggles describing the magical world in explicit detail is a violation of Section 13, Part C of the International Warlock Convention. We expect you to attend a hearing on February 28th.
Sincerely, The Ministry of Magic.
When you sparkle more than Ke$ha, you're doing it wrong...
Sincerely, tone down on the glitter.
Remember that night 9 months ago? Yeah... well we have a son. His name is edward.
Dear Edward Cullen,
You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original.
Sincerely, Peter Pan.
Real immortals drink unicorn blood.
Dear Wizard Community,
It has come to our attention that a Dark Wizard has made a Inferi of Cedric Diggory, now going by the name of edward Cullen. He is known to be running around with an unregistered Animagus, Jacob Black. If you have any information about their whereabouts, contact the Ministry of Magic.
Sincerely, Minister for Magic.
Dear edward Cullen,
You are pale white, ice cold, don't eat anything, and can't go out in the sun...
Sincerely, you're a snowman.
Maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head.
Dear Lady Gaga,
We have a lot in common. I too, wrote a bad romance.
Sincerely, stephanie Meyer.
Dear people wishing Harry potter wasn't over,
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that."
Sincerely, Albus Dumbledore.
Dear Harry potter fans,
Please stop with the HP jokes. It's over, move on...
Sincerely, Sirius, this is riddikulus.
I noticed you drive a motorcycle, turn into a huge dog and your last name is black.
Da gibt es noch viiiiele andere, aber die Anti-Twilight-Pro-Potter Sprüche sind einfach nur genial XD